Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act
Well, there’s really no way to delicately explain this. A Florida driver was distracted from receiving intimate services from his passengers, lost track of his surroundings, and crashed head-on (things only got worse from here, people) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in “a wound in his private area,” Report WPLG Local 10.
The man and woman were traveling north in an SUV on North Ocean Avenue when the driver appeared to be distracted by a passenger’s performance and crossed the middle line, hitting the truck as it returned south near the intersection with Northwest 19. St. There’s no one in FedEx. injured vehicle; The only package that was damaged was a gift package that was carefully wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.
Aerial footage of the aftermath shows both occupants of the SUV receiving treatment at the scene, trousers around their ankles. Other reports indicated that the driver and his passenger were both injured in the collision, which occurred while the action was being taken. Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequences in the world, the driver appeared to have gotten lucky twice, and the resulting injuries were not reported as catastrophic.