Coachella spam stands behind us, The Kardashians are back in full force igniting them and we can almost smell the first beach BBQ of the season- life is great! May has come, followed by the promise of a hot girl summer and a daily ‘pub’? The lyrics from girls like the charm of a beer garden in England have us taking our breath away once again! We’re off to a great start to the month with a 3-day weekend thanks to the May Bank Holiday and finishing on a high with the new Harry Styles album to be repeated shortly – if that’s not something to celebrate. , then we don’t know what. Get your evening gowns, Birkenstocks and straw bags ready in the sunshine, we’re ready for you!
- Realize your month has peaked on May 2nd after going through every minute detail of the Met Gala and wondering if an invitation could be made for 2023. Are you listening, dance pillar?
- Camp outside the grounds of Radio 1 Big Weekend hoping to catch a glimpse of the man, the legend, the legend, Mr Harry Styles. Let’s still be our beating heart.
- Devour Beth O’Leary’s The No Show for about 48 hours as part of the Zoella Book Club and immediately wished you could relive it all over again.
- Live vicariously through Kourtney and Travis’ love life every Thursday on Disney+.
- Decide to organize your own storage Colin the Caterpillar Tasting Party for important research purposes – it’s for culinary science, okay?
- Wonder daily if spring temperatures make it a jacket or no coat day.
- Enjoy your first Aperol of the season and prepare your veins to be the brightest orange shade for the next 4 months.
- Wondering how many times you can watch it Downton Abbey film at your local Odeon before the staff has a say.
- Enjoy the first BBQ of the season and wonder how you can make potato salad a part of every meal
- Wax head-to-toe as the threat of a heatwave hits Facebook feeds everywhere based on any Met Office insights. Thanks very much, Daily mail.
- Have inspiration from Decorative Dopamine trends and decide that renewing your interior identity is not yours. Priority 1 before summer. Look good = feel good in our book.
- Revisiting Doja Cat’s Coachella Performance for the 4294194th Time. Her stage presence is truly unmatched.
- Buy Kleenex in bulk and take an annual leave to prepare for Strange things 4.
- Get your nails done with neon lights and feel like you’ve had a lifetime together for the summer.
- Try everything to get Louis Theroux’s viral rap out of your head and fail miserably.
- Spend insignificant amounts per room and refuse to check your bank balance for the next 31 days.
- Search eBay daily to find a pair of Ganni X New Balance trainers your size and fail, again…
- Google ‘how much caffeine’ is too much caffeine after consuming 8 iced lattes.
- Enjoy everything the Brighton Fringe Festival has to offer to liven up and start living ‘normal’ life anew. Enter our age of living, laughing, love!
- Sign up for the Zoella newsletter for exciting launches coming this month. Hint: it vibrates
