Her opening monologue did not lower anybody in her inside circle any slack, together with herself.
“I do know, I am shocked to see me right here too,” she mentioned. “Once they requested I used to be like ‘You need me to host? Why?’ I have never had a film premiere in a very very long time. I imply really I solely had that one film come out and nobody advised me it was even premiering.”
“It will need to have slipped my mother’s thoughts,” Kardashian West added.
That after all, was a reference to how the now notorious intercourse tape she made with then boyfriend singer/actor Ray J which leaked in 2007.
It is what helped put her and her household on the trail to actuality present superstardom and Kardashian West’s mom and supervisor, Kris Jenner, has lengthy denied the idea that she masterminded the leak.
Talking of household, Kardashian West additionally joked about being sizzling and wanting of us to know she’s “a lot greater than that reference photograph my sisters present their plastic surgeon.” She additionally mentioned she realized what the time period “gold digger” meant from her mom’s boyfriend Corey Gamble.
There have been additionally jokes about O. J. Simpson and the homicide of his spouse, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her good friend Ronald Goldman, her former stepfather Caitlyn Jenner and naturally, her estranged husband, Kanye West.
Kardashan West mentioned she “married the most effective rapper of all time” and known as him each the “richest Black man in America” and “a gifted, legit genius who gave me 4 unimaginable youngsters.”
“So, after I divorced him you needed to understand it got here down to at least one factor — his persona,” she quipped.
Growing old out of the membership
Kardashian West joined “SNL” actresses Punkie Johnson, Ego Nwodim and Cecily Robust in a skit titled “Girls Night time Track.”
It is all about what occurs when “grown” ladies go away their males and youngsters at house to occasion within the membership like they did when the had been of their 20s.
Seems they might have forgotten about issues like actually loud music, sore toes and meals that’s not abdomen pleasant previous a sure age — all in a rap music.
Kardashian West scores a spot within the VIP space — naturally — which seems to be the proper place to take a nap, particularly on condition that it is one of many few locations within the membership the place you possibly can sit.
‘The Individuals’s Kourt’
Watching Kardashian West spoof her sister Kourtney was enjoyable, not as a result of the performing was spectacular, however as a result of it allowed her momanger Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian to hitch within the enjoyable.
The arrange was Kourtney Kardashian as a TV courtroom choose overseeing circumstances involving her household.
And the rose goes to …
Truly, there have been no roses handed out, however Kardashian West did give out tokens of affection to the boys she selected on this skit which was a spoof of “The Bachelorette.”
It was star studded, with the contestants being performed by John Cena, Chace Crawford, Chris Rock and Jessie Williams together with NBA participant (and her sister Kendall Jenner’s ex) Blake Griffin and former “Bachelorette” contestant Tyler Cameron.
When Kardashian West, as a lady named Rochelle on the lookout for a husband, thanked Rock for watching his a number of comedy specials collectively whereas he “mouthed the phrases” Rock quipped “We are able to watch (Dave) Chappelle subsequent time.”