Senator Ted Cruz poked his head out of its habitat, and as with most moles, some bystanders tried hitting it with mallets. During the parade at the Houston Astros World Series, Cruz thought it would be a good idea to have targeted drunks move and hop on the back of a Hummer to bask in the glory of success once again. other people.
Then someone threw a few cans of Truly at him.
The alleged drink thrower was detailed by a member of Cruz, and the man was later arrested by Houston police. Joseph Halm Arcidiacono, 33, was charged with aggravated assault and his bail was set at $40,000.
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In the video, Cruz raises his forearm to try to stop the unruly White Claw but ends up stabbing him in the chest and neck area. He did not require medical attention, and later tweeted that fortunately he had a “noodle for an arm.”
It’s hysterical, Ted, now go to the next rally so your group can throw drinks and insults at you. Got a dunk tank, or did Blofeld just surprise you in your chair at random?
The question I have for Arcidiacono is, is it worth it? Your friends will give you crap whenever you choose a malt drink from now on and forever.
“Watch out, guys, Joe’s has a couple of High Noons in him, his gaze, and a path in his back pocket.”
If I were his attorney, I’d give Patrick Mahomes an excuse and say he wouldn’t throw 12 ounces of malt liquor at the senator as much as if he were offering him something good to chug and have. spreadable. It’s not like he broke into his house and allegedly attacked his spouse with a hammer.
Anywho, Happy Election Day. Go vote.
