The Cincinnati Bengals are looking for a second straight trip to the Super Bowl this weekend, and along the way is a familiar foe. Over the past five years, the road to the Super Bowl has passed Chief of Kansas City. Fortunately for the Bengalis, they had the experience of defeating the chiefs. They even beat the Captain in last year’s AFC Championship Game. In fact, quarterback Joe Burrow has never lost to captains – he won 3-0 against Patrick Mahomes and co. — and he has no plans to start this weekend.
The city of Cincinnati is buzzing with confidence, and that lasts until highest position. On Thursday, Cincinnati Mayor Aftab Pureval released this video urging Joe Burrow to take a paternity test to find out if he really is Patrick Mahomes’ father.
Cringey, I know, but the thought was there. Branching from “Who Dey” to “Who’s Your Daddy?” meaningful. That’s just developing mantras. However, it was just a harmless joke and didn’t cause any major consequences, right?
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Nobody wants to hear from Jackson or Brittany Mahomes
Brittany Mahomes, Patrick’s beloved, and the bane of every Chiefs fan’s existence, returned from a year-long slumber just to poke her head out right before the team’s biggest game of the season. This can only mean despair for the people of Kansas City. Any time Brittany Mahomes makes headlines, bad things happen. She and brother-in-law Jackson Mahomes both were prominent social media figures during last season’s Chiefs controversy, and what happened, eh? They lost! This year, with both Brittany and Jackson in the backseat, Mahomes has once again established himself as the best quarterback in the league – he’ll likely win the title. MVP onearea — and, after falling to the fearsome No. 2 seed in the AFC in 2021, the team won the congress top seed in 2022. Coincidence? I think NO!
Whether it is pouring champagne all over the cold fans after a big win, or complain that the referee Never “favor” the Chiefsany sighting of Brittany Mahomes means bad news for the Captains both in reputation and in the field.
Perhaps this was all Mayor Pureval’s plan, to make a fun and edgy jab at Patrick Mahomes just to get his wife to show up and destroy the Chiefs’ all hopes of winning. I know his name is Pureval, but that plan is PURE-genius…see what I did there? I am very smart. I’m sure no one has ever made a joke like that in their life.
That said, I disagree with all of Mahomes’ sentiments. Is it embarrassing? Correct. I mean, the Mayor even issued an apology to the city of Cincinnati, tweets “Country of Bengali, Lol. I hear you. My competitive juice and love for cincy [sic] have my best. My error. Stay hungry and humble. See you on Sunday. Ai Dey darling!
Is it weak? Nothing. It is normal for everyone to acknowledge the dominance hierarchy when a system is presented and the Bengalis have presented such a complex system to the Captains since Burrow took over as the starting midfielder. of the team. It is not weak to settle a trend. Instead, it’s very weak to succumb to a team that you have no problem taking down. So in that respect, Mayor Pureval has the upper hand.
However, as far as football is concerned, I also have to give Cincinnati an advantage. Like I said, the return of Brittany Mahomes can only mean one thing: MOTHERfortune for the whole of Kansas City. I wouldn’t be surprised if zero at Arrowhead and Cincinnati could be heard in the stands.
