Oh, I can’t drink at the World Cup, can I? Keep my beer

Hilarious Unenforceable Policies: Qatar Edition

impossibly hilarious Policy: Qatar Estatus
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One of the pastimes of my college football fan experience was sneaking alcohol into the stadium. A lot of venues stopped selling alcohol after crowds turned into angry mobs in the ’90s. Recently, some people have withdrawn those policies and whether that’s due to the relentless greed of universities learning or the feeling of helplessness as the attendees pushed the shooters into any and all loopholes, highlighting a reality about the fans that Qatar will soon recognize when they are ready to host. organize football supporters at the World Cup.

And that’s it: People will get belligerent, screaming, crying, barking, shouting, laughing, hugging, high-fives, occasionally throwing things in the yard; or, worst case, start a riot in the stands despite the best efforts of authority figures.

While I doubt we’ll see the Ultras attack Ar Rayyan like a bunch of brainwashed madmen and try to stab each other with flares on the street, there will be plenty of adult drinks despite good efforts. best of the organizers to prevent joy in general. Some beautiful — and devoted — souls have been compiled an alcohol map of Qatarand that thing will be relied upon like the friend you have in New York who knows how to buy all the good drugs.

You can put the beer tent in the least visible/accessed nooks and crannies of fan festivalsand the only thing it will hinder is the movement of the crowd. Apparently, these dolphins have never been to a wine barrel where a couple of stone throwers have thrown the barrel of Natty Light in the worst possible location, causing lengthy wait times, irritable crowds, and possibly is a serious fire hazard.

Another aspect it overlooked was that the alcohol that was easiest to sneak into places also led to the most sloppy drunks. I keep coming back to the college experience because many majors double down on drinking, but the dollar shot never ends well. When your options have been instantly reduced to a few pursuers, that’s when things get really loud.

(Cheap drinking nights aren’t as easy on the bank account as you might think. Waking up to a $97 charge often comes with little knowledge of how it got there.)

If anything, beer and wine should be readily available because we’ve all seen Gus after one too much whiskey, or Gloria six deep martinis, and that’s no fun for anyone. anyone.

“Overrun with wiped out tourists” is how most people in the service industry spend their busy seasons, and the corruptors who have made a power game for the World Cup should consider that before transferring those millions of dollars to waiting accounts abroad.

Also, I know why for the first time in the history of television I saw an advertisement for “Visit Qatar”. I just wanted to say it won’t work. It’s 118 in the shade, there’s very little alcohol, extramarital sex is outlawed and you can hear the cries of dead laborers coming from the country. the infrastructure. But, yes, sign me up for that $871 round-trip ticket.

Gentle reminders of “we don’t do it here” will stop people from drinking as much as Qatar’s “we don’t talk about Bruno” campaign will calm protests over the march of human failure. the right that comes with its preparation for the tournament.

Telling football fans that they can’t drink alcohol has the same effect as telling a group of college football fans that alcohol is banned in the stadium. The challenge has been accepted, and no amount of wands, metal detectors, detectors or bag searches can prevent public drunkenness.

It might not be Las Vegas, “Oh my god, did that guy just put his McDonalds back in his pocket?” sloppy level, but there will be more ways to drink than Qatar wants.

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