The February 2022 Nintendo Direct gave us our first look at the best Kirby of all time: Mouth Mode Kirby, who ate a whole car. Obviously, this has spawned a ton of memes, mockups, and all sorts of Things That Kirby Ate, but we quite like the simplicity of artist Mirac’s 3D model of a Kirby Switch case:
It’s not even a good case. Look at it! You cannot access the screen. Does it open like a laptop? Got a hidden zip? Or is the whole Kirb made of silicone? We do not care. We want it. We want Kirby to eat everything we own.
Of course, it’s not real. You can understand that from the title. If not, hello! You may be the first to read an article before the title. How did you do that?
A similar, even less useful case model was posted by Reddit user “willierthanyou”, which has Kirby skins on all the controls and even some bumcheeks:
reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch/comments/sx4xtn/kirby_and_the_forgotten_land_switch_lite_case/
Now we just have to wonder if a Switch tastes as bad as Switch cartridges.
