Seth Meyers is back Midnight This Wednesday after taking a week off to recover from his second wave of COVID. And while he can’t cover all he’s missed while away, he won’t let the opportunity pass by to make some brutal jokes about a photo of Donald Trump. looks a bit uglier when wearing in a recent Saudi Arabia-sponsored golf tournament.
In the middle a little unrelated about Trump double authentication “ERIC” During the Missouri GOP Senate preliminary meeting, Meyers noted that both Eric Greitens and eventual winner Eric Schmitt “bragged that they had been endorsed by Trump, someone who, again, was not only denied active criminal investigation for inciting a coup that toppled American democracy, but is also starting to look less like a former president and more like a photograph of Nick Nolte. “
“I mean, is his head getting smaller or is his hat getting bigger?” asked the presenter. “It looks like his hat is some kind of creature that is eating his blood. Look how pale he is! He looks like he’s starring in Martin McDonagh’s next film as the ghost of an Irish priest opposite Colin Farrell. “
But he’s not finished yet. “Look, I know they say all presidents age quickly,” Meyers said, “but Trump looks like he’s halfway there. Raiders of the Lost Ark face melt. Like they opened the Chest, his face started to melt, but then he slammed it shut very quickly. But then his face was the same.”
Only after Meyers made a lasting impression on Trump about him having to open the Ark of the Covenant to find Hunter Biden’s laptop did he feel ready to return to more important news like the outcome of the campaign. primaries on Tuesday.