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CSotD: Shallow ideas
I had some deep ideas right now however realized I’ve shared sufficient deep ideas these days and I’m not within the temper.
So right here is our deepest considered the day, from Red and Rover (AMS), and it matches my temper that it comes from a canine.
Nothing towards canine, thoughts you. I respect their capacity to stay within the second, although they’ve various skills to stay within the rain.
My final a number of canine, Rhodesian ridgebacks, had no undercoat and refused to exit within the rain, however they compensated for it by having iron bladders and the power to attend 24 hours if vital.
I now have a tiny canine with a tiny bladder, however she doesn’t appear to thoughts rain, although she doesn’t keep on the market any longer than it takes.
My deep considered the day is that we must always all be like canine, largely with the power to just accept the day and alter accordingly.
If that’s not shallow sufficient for you, how about this rant?
At present’s Edison Lee (KFS) triggers a reminiscence of when pc video games first appeared, by which I imply computerized variations of board video games, not the Orb of Zot.
Monopoly got here out — on a small floppy, which you needed to insert every time you performed — and it merely had the board, the cube and the tokens, plus property playing cards. You clicked on the cube to roll, it moved your token, you acquire one thing or paid lease or no matter.
If you happen to performed multi-player, no person needed to be the banker and it was not possible to cheat, and, in case you couldn’t spherical up a crew, you may play alone towards digital opponents.
After which they improved it with animations, in order that, for example, when the man on the horse moved, the horse reared and neighed and galloped and it took about 30 seconds for him to get to his subsequent sq..
It was like taking part in Monopoly with a bunch of actually annoying dorks.
Made me need to return to Zot and assault a vendor.
The revenge being that the individuals who thought all these “enhancements” had been enhancements at the moment are hip-deep in NFTs or, as seen in Brewster Rockit (Tribune), digital homes.
Somebody on Twitter requested if anyone thought Bitcoin was going to break down and destroy the economic system. They instantly obtained loads of solutions explaining why it’s all very steady and is certainly the foreign money of the longer term.
Like going to a Jehovah’s Witness conference and asking if Jesus is actually coming again.
One other inconsequentially shallow remark considerations the pattern famous on this Rhymes With Orange (KFS), which is predicated on the idea that the best present you can provide your little one is a reputation they must laboriously spelled aloud every day for the remainder of their lives.
That’s clearly not an issue in that portion of the African-American group the place the purpose is to give you a fully distinctive title. D’Brickashaw Ferguson must spell his first title each time, if he hadn’t been a serious star for 10 years within the NFL.
Now he solely has to spell it for non-sports followers.
However this 2007 Baby Blues (KFS) demonstrates the opposite facet of that coin.
In 1990, I did a narrative on baby-naming, and whereas some ethnicities have fascinating methods of selecting names, the most well-liked names — based mostly on native delivery information — appeared to come back from cleaning soap operas, which I assume is what occurs when it’s a must to depart work in your fourth month relatively than sticking it out till the contractions are 20 minutes aside.
Kayla Brady (“Days of Our Lives”) actually isn’t the one cleaning soap opera character whose title exhibits up on the High Ten lists for the North Nation. Though solely two boys names — Kyle (“Generations”) and Justin (“Days of Our Lives”) — have cleaning soap opera counterparts, the ladies’ listing reads like a roster of daytime characters: Brittany, Ashley and Nichole are all on “Days of Our Lives,” and Nichole can also be the title of a personality on “One other World.” Sarah is a personality on “One Life to Stay.” Amanda is on “One other World.” Chelsea seems on “The Guiding Mild” and Emily has two characters together with her title: One on “All My Youngsters” and one other on “Because the World Turns.” Even Heather is a cleaning soap opera character, a child on “Loving.”
Earlier generations had named their youngsters for Linda Darnell, Debbie Reynolds or Gary Cooper, so it’s actually nothing new, however Particular Spelling was: The preferred title in our area was Brittany, Britney, Brittney, Brittnie, whereas Quantity 5 was Ashley, Ashleigh, Ashlie, Ashlee and Quantity 8 was Chelsea, Chelsey, Chelcie, Chelsy, Chelsie.
Even “Ryan’s Hope,” which by no means obtained excellent scores, apparently impressed a small flood of Siobhans, a stunning title in case you actually are Irish, however which is already not possible to spell and, in case you see it spelled, most individuals would don’t know the best way to pronounce it.
(Aspect notice: Within the Gaeltacht, “Caitlin” is pronounced “Hosh-leen,” not “Kate-lin.”)
As soon as I used to be within the editor’s chair, I had a livid mom name as a result of, in a narrative about Explorer Scout awards, we had misspelled the mile-long, faux-Gaelic variant of Catherine with which she had saddled her daughter. Turned out we’d spelled it simply because the Explorers had despatched it.
The poor child was hardly the one sufferer of born-again Irish decided to make their kids’s names genuine and their lives depressing.
And who used to come back as much as the bandstand when my Irish pub band was taking part in, to tell us that we weren’t doing the tune the best way Turlough O’Carolan — excuse me, “Toirdhealbhach Ó Cearbhalláin” — had written it in 1708.
Riverdance killed pub music.