‘SNL’ features Judge Jeanine reviewing Kyle Rittenhouse’s ruling and chatting with Donald Trump
“Good evening, I’m Judge Jeanine Pirro, and if anyone watching is wearing a hearing aid, sorry, you’re dead now,” she said.
“That lovable vagabond spent his trial nightmare just for doing the bravest thing any American could do: Defend an empty old parking lot in someone else’s town, ‘ said Strong’s Pirro.
She then brings up Judge Bruce Schroeder, who is played by Mikey Day. The judge referred to Rittenhouse as his “client”.
“You mean the defendant?” Strong’s Pirro asked.
“Oh, sure,” he replied. “I continue to do so.”
Strong’s Pirro then introduced a White legal analyst from NPR who was played by Chloe Fineman and a Black law professor played by Chris Redd.
A reporter for Fineman’s White NPR said she was “shocked” by the verdict.
“Have you been? Because I’m not,” said law professor Redd’s Black.
Fineman’s reporter said she had never seen anything like it before.
“I have, many times,” replied Redd’s professor.
Strong’s Pirro then moves on to her special guest: former President Donald Trump, who played James Austin Johnson.
Johnson’s Trump was there to talk about President Joe Biden’s infrastructure bill, but instead talked about the reboot, which included iCarly, female Ghostbusters and “Gossip Girl.”
“Why did they reboot ‘Gossip Girl?’,” Johnson’s Trump randomly asked.
Then he said another sentence, but this time there was a word search on the screen that included Chris Christie, Dua Lipa, and Bob the Builder.
Strong’s Pirro then screams, “It’s bingo, honey!” when all of Trump’s thoughts are connected.
Then she went on to the show’s signature catchphrase, “Live from New York! It’s Saturday night!”
