“I am ‘Most well-liked to Stay Nameless,’ and I deal with public relations for the NFL,” Cecily Sturdy mentioned opening the present whereas standing behind a NFL podium. “So if anybody needs to change jobs, let me know,”
Sturdy then introduced out NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, performed by Colin Jost.
“Once you see me on TV, it is by no means good,” Jost’s Goodell mentioned. “This time one among our coaches is accused of racism, misogyny and homophobia, however hey, not less than no one’s speaking about concussions.”
Jost’s Goodell then mentioned the NFL understands that “variety is our energy.”
“And I do know our black coaches would agree,” he mentioned. “Each of them.”
Gruden, performed James Austin Johnson, then got here out to elucidate himself.
“I am sorry to all the Raiders followers on the market,” Johnson’s Gruden mentioned. “I hope you will not decide me on one e mail I despatched ten years in the past … or the 20 emails I despatched final Tuesday.”
Johnson’s Gruden then introduced out Raiders proprietor Mark Davis performed by Alex Moffat, distinctive haircut and all.
“What coach Gruden did was disgraceful,” he mentioned. “We have to do higher, okay? We have to, as I all the time inform my barber: intention greater.”
Moffat’s Davis defined that he is heard all the jokes about his hair together with that it appears to be like like former President Donald Trump’s hair gave his hair a haircut earlier than bringing out a brand new coach for the Raiders, performed by Pete Davidson.
“It is an honor to take over this storied franchise and an actual disgrace that I’ve to right away resign,” he mentioned. “They only discovered my emails too and they’re a lot worse than the outdated coach’s.”
The sketch then introduced out different coaches, cheerleaders and mascots to speak concerning the scandal earlier than bringing out activist and former quarterback Colin Kaepernick, performed by Chris Redd.
“A lot stuff popping out concerning the NFL being racist,” he mentioned. “I ponder if anybody tried to warn folks about this earlier than?!”
Moffat’s Davis then got here again out one final time and tried to discover a resolution that makes everybody joyful: hiring actor and once-prospective “Jeopardy!” host LeVar Burton, performed Kenan Thompson, as the brand new coach of the Raiders.
“The NFL goes to be simply tremendous,” Moffat’s Davis mentioned earlier than launching into the present’s catch phrase, “Reside from New York! It is Saturday evening!”
