Saturday night live took a break from politics this week to instead bring viewers “live” news about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Test “cuckoo”.
“I know it’s not the most appropriate story at this point,” says Kate McKinnon as MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace at the beginning of the cold open sketch. “But with all the problems in the world, isn’t it nice to have a news story that we can all watch together and say, ‘Oh, that’s fun, isn’t it?'”
The sketch is included silly accusations that Heard left “faeces” on Depp’s bed, imagine the moment when his various housekeepers discovered the “dookie” in question.
When Heard’s attorney objected on grounds that had nothing to do with Depp’s guilt or innocence, judge Cecily Strong replied: “That’s true, but I’ll allow it. Because it sounds interesting and this trial is for entertainment. “
Kyle Mooney, meanwhile, did his best to show Depp’s smirking answers to the attorney’s questions. “Mr. Depp, did you find this trial interesting?” asked the judge.
“Okay, I think I’ve had enough,” the final judge concluded. “This trial has given me a lot to consider. On the one hand, I believe Mr. Depp’s story, but on the other hand, your constant smirk tells me that this isn’t the first woman you’ve made her crazy enough to lie on your bed. friend. “
“I guess I’ve been known to be a… total nightmare,” Depp said, wearing his shade again, to which the judge said, “Okay, okay, I’m glad this isn’t me. . ”
