Less than 72 hours ago Donald Trump allegedly planned to move into the Manhattan DA’s office following his historic indictment, Saturday Night Live‘s Trump (James Austin Johnson) opened the show’s April Fool’s Day episode by pushing one final splash for his unsuspecting supporters: An album cover just for smashers .
“Some people said I would use this indictment to incite my establishment to give it to me than money,” he explained. “Not true. Not true. I don’t want anything from my base but their love, their votes, maybe their money, and I need their money more than ever.”
Inspired by the success of “Justice for All,” a song credited to Trump and the J6 Prison Choir, he offers a sneak peek at what listeners can expect. from his Best Songs collection, “Now That’s What I Call My Legal Defense Fund,” aka “Trump Bopz.”
“Wow, what a deal,” Johnson’s Trump marveled. “Only 30 classic covers — all horrible — sung by your favorite president.” Among the tunes he performs are The Black Crowe’s “Hard to Handle” and Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic,” because, “It’s ironic that the first time I actually pay someone, they turn it around. trying to put me in jail?”
Trump was joined by special guests including Don King (Kenan Thompson), with whom he performed a moving rendition of “Islands in the Stream,” and “the former’s most loyal supporter.” president—I wish he was gone—he is my Kendall Roy” Donald Trump, Jr. (Mikey Day), who rocked his father with “Boy’s a Liar Pt. 2.”
“Manhattan, I’ll see you on Tuesday,” Trump promised. “It would be wild.”
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