In his new first Late show 2022 monologue, Stephen Colbert revolves around joking about Marjorie Representative Taylor Greene Suspends Twitter a longer paragraph about things to come Commemorating the Capitol Uprising to seniors, “Talking about lunatics trying to destroy everything.”
“Instead of flowers, rioters are demanding money in their prison canteen accounts,” he added, before turning his attention to the congressional committee investigating the attack.
Over the weekend, Representative Liz Cheney (R-WY) revealed on ABC’s This week that the committee had “direct testimony that his daughter Ivanka came at least twice to ask him to please stop this violence.”
“It didn’t work,” Colbert said. “Everybody knows he doesn’t listen to his kids. You must send his trusted military adviser, Colonel Sanders. To that “first” source, he asked, “I wonder who has the guts to make his former first daughter look so pretty?” He then shared a photo of the “mysterious witness”: Ivanka Trump with the mustache.
The eldest daughter of the former president and her husband Jared Kushner has has long been assumed to become “The source of closeness” to the couple Share flattering stories about yourself with friendly reporters. They are public “Away from themselves” from Donald Trump after his defeat in the 2020 election and “Understood him to take a more moderate stance” in the previous years of Nazi Germany.
Colbert went on to note that Trump’s 187-minute silence during the January 6 uprising – “an unprecedented phenomenon that Melania calls ‘my dream day’ – is now explained by his having to recorded a video speaking to the rioters. home because he “didn’t say the right thing.”
“Okay, but what are these people expecting?” asked the presenter. “Not saying the right thing is his business. That’s like saying, ‘We have to go back to this Kool-Aid commercial because that giant vase keeps smashing through the brick wall. “
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