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There’s 8 more weeks of NFL Draft stories — lord help us all
The NFL Draft cannot get here soon enough. In its effort to monetize every second of every month, we have…
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The New York Giants will definitely botch the No. 6 pick
The New York Giants have a couple months to decide how they’re going to screw up their first-round pick. By…
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Does Kalen DeBoer know what he’s getting into at Alabama?
It’d be interesting to see how many Alabama fans knew the name Kalen DeBoer before this season. Hell, I’d love…
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Texas Longhorns’ season-long bank heist fell short at the vault
The horseshoe that’s been up the Texas Longhorns’ ass finally fell out Monday night. Hours after its claim at legitimacy…
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Washington is giving Pac-12 football a beautiful swan song
The finality of the Pac-12 is depressing. The Washington Huskies beat the Oregon Ducks, 34-31, on Friday night, and looked…
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College Football Week 10 should prime your waistband for Thanksgiving
The gluttony starts early this November with Saturday’s all-you-can-gorge-yourself buffet of college football. We haven’t had a season-defining slate of…
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Without Deion Sanders, Pac-12 Media Day might as well pack up and go home
Things have gotten so bad for the Pac-12 that they’re just one cycle away from returning to tape-delayed broadcasts. The…
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Marty McFly College Football Rankings: Week 5
You have to hand it over to Vols fans – it’s a really good sample piece.Picture: beautiful pictures I think…
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Tennessee tops the list after holding off Florida
Picture: beautiful pictures Kudos to the college football gods who provided me with enough undefeated, revived programming to continue on…
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