The previous game on FOX started at noon ridiculously. And we were here the whole time. You didn’t miss anything until about 5:30 p.m. ET, when FOX aired its first Snackin’ with the Stars commercial.
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Snackin’ with the stars
Snackin’ with the stars
Okay, the scene where Snoop goes into Martha Stewart’s fridge to get a plate of goat cheese is even funnier. However, we are still looking forward to who opens the refrigerator next every time it closes.
Whatever this is
This is remarkable mainly because of how terrible it is. Who is writing these?
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Damar Hamlin and the paramedics saved him
Damar Hamlin and the paramedics saved him
He hugged each of them one by one. Cancel the game. Nothing tonight has to offer will beat this moment.
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Eagle fans booed Walter Payton’s Man of the Year
Eagle fans booed Walter Payton’s Man of the Year
Okay, because it’s Dak. But still. How many Eagles fans are here?
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Sheryl Lee Ralph sings Lift Every Voice and Sing
Sheryl Lee Ralph sings Lift Every Voice and Sing
Mostly we like it because about 1) how Sheryl Lee Ralph deserves the moment she got and 2) because it drives Lauren Boebert really, really crazy.
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Chris Stapleton’s National Anthem
Chris Stapleton’s National Anthem
(Voice of Elaine Benes) What. Is with. tI shed tears, eagle? Someone give your coach a hug.
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Jalen Hurts announces his presence to the authorities
Jalen Hurts announces his presence to the authorities
The offense of the Eagle moved the ball at will and go to the end region and over the got on the train with 10:10 remaining on the clock in the first quarter. After all the doubts Hurts had to deal with in his short career, it’s time to close the door up to start.
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Ben Affleck Dunkin’ Advertisement
Ben Affleck Dunkin’ Advertisement
This really makes us feel better about all the pictures we’ve seen of Ben driving past. We assumed it was a side gig.
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Captains answer the first point with their own TD
Captains answer the first point with their own TD
This will be a shootout.
Hey, did you know Travis Kelce’s brother is But also play in this Super Bowl?
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We have a new one Trailer Indiana Jones
We have a new one Trailer Indiana Jones
On a related note, it’s very annoying that Raiders of the Lost Ark only has 3.5 stars on Uverse’s info screen. If Raiders are not considered a 4-star movie, what are you even looking for?
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This is the best advertisement of the first quarter
This is the best advertisement of the first quarter
Mainly because it made all Gen X/Xennials booed about how awesome Cher (Alicia Silverstone) is and amber (Lisa Adaline Donovan) Look. DC t
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Brittney Griner cheers on Philly
Brittney Griner cheers on Philly
the doinks
Harrison Butker pulls Cody Parkey. In the Super Cup. YIKE. Will take the captains to 10-7.
AJ Brown TD
45 yards and damn, isn’t it beautiful.
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DC uses Michael Keaton to keep us from looking at Ezra Miller
DC uses Michael Keaton to keep us from looking at Ezra Miller
This won’t work, DC. We can just stay home and watch Michael Keaton play Batman in movies with less problematic co-stars. Like the mother and the night shift.
clumsy recovery TD
Jalen Hurts just dropped it and Nick Bolton happened to be in the right place at the right time. The captain drew it with 9:39 left in the first half.
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Jalen Hurt’s second QB sneak in the first half (!!)
Jalen Hurt’s second QB sneak in the first half (!!)
And the crowd chantedcalled “MVP! MVP!”
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Google’s “Fixed on Pixel” ad
Google’s “Fixed on Pixel” ad
If only we got this in time for my friends wedding in Minnesota and the jet skiers coming to see.
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Patrick Mahomes has an ankle injury again
Patrick Mahomes has an ankle injury again
Anyone who has ever sprained a high ankle feels this acutely. After the coaches worked with him, Mahomes got up and sat out a few turns later.
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Eagles’ on-field goal to end the first half
Eagles’ on-field goal to end the first half
Eagles lead 24-14 in the first half and now it’s time for tonight’s main event – Rihanna.
