The Daily Show is back from a long hiatus on Tuesday, and among the stories host Trevor Noah decided to catch up on are draw saga Tennis champion Novak Djokovic was kicked out of the Australian Open for refusing to get a COVID-19 vaccine.
“This is supposed to be a big week for Djokovic,” said Noah. “But like my dream is to star in Weird Al .’s biography, it’s not like that. “
Referring to a survey that found 71% of Australians were in favor of deporting him, the host said, “Fuck, that says a lot about you as many Australians think you’re too dangerous. while in my country,” joked their health minister. is a “giant poisonous spider.”
“And Australia is the last country you want to be deported,” he continued. “Imagine stepping out of a 25 hour flight and then immediately having to board another 25 hour flight! I don’t know what Djokovic thinks about the vaccine, but it couldn’t be worse than inhaling farts for 50 hours straight.”
But Noah wasn’t really “surprised to that extent” when the tennis star went against the vaccine saying “here’s a man who said he knew he had gluten intolerance – and it’s absolutely true.” – because he is physically weaker if he holds a slice of bread. ”
Then, Noah was joined by the reporter — and former tennis expert—Michael Kosta, who joked that he was able to “have sex” with Djokovic because he “was kicked out of a bunch of secluded restaurants.”
“And like Novak, they said it was a problem with my ‘Visa’,” added Kosta. “What does a guy have to do to be allowed to enter the tournament? Nine-time champion, defending champion three-time champion, number one in the world, tied for all Grand Slams, what do you do, Trevor?”
“Vaccination,” Noah replied.
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