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These Gays Are Trying to Murder Me!

We should have seen White Lotus ends come from a mile. It’s been right in front of us the whole time! None of the guests will go away to have the best week of their lives (damn, one of them will end in a coffin), leaving us with only the two who did: Mia (Beatrice Grannó) and Lucia (Simona Tabasco), two prostitutes living in The White Lotus Sicily.

Warning: Spoiler ahead for White Lotus Season 2.

Though none of them died in the end—meaning they should have taken another vacation in Season 3—the “happy” couples had a wild time in this final episode. While Ethan (Will Sharpe) continues to question Harper (Aubrey Square) about whether she cheated on him with Cameron (According to James), by Daphne (Meghann Fahy) was too busy FaceTiming the illegitimate child so I didn’t notice.

There is an old saying “Ignorance is happiness”. Daphne went one step further. “Mystery is bliss,” she told Ethan (more or less in words) after he told her he thought their spouses cheated on each other. Harper has confirmed his brief affair with Ethan—she says they kissed for “two seconds” and that’s it—so he tries to warn Daphne. In response, Daphne does the most calculated thing she can think of: She takes Ethan to a remote, romantic island and will probably sleep with him. Great. Great. I almost threw tomatoes (San Marzano, of course) at my TV. And you know what? It fixes Ethan, who ended up having sex with Harper just hours after turning down all of her vacations.

To Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge), who is now frantically trying to escape a yacht full of gay men trying to kill her. (Suggesting endless memes—if there’s anything to criticize White Lotus because, that’s how these lines seem purposefully made to interact with the internet.) Portia (Haley Lu Richardson) also begins to suspect that she’s been kidnapped, after Jack (Leo Woodall) chases her away overnight and repeatedly delays taking her home. After she deduces that he may have also stolen her phone, she sneaks him with her to call Tanya.

Tanya reveals that she saw Jack “making love to his uncle,” Quentin (Tom Hollander), and Portia tells her what she learned from Jack the night before — that Quentin and the others gay man might be trying to scam her. Tanya realizes that her life is in danger and she must somehow escape these money-hungry people. She concludes that Quentin and her husband Greg (Jon Gries) are likely to work together, since if she and Greg divorce, he only gets her money if she dies, according to the agreement. their front.

After the robber Niccoló boarded the yacht to “bring her back to the hotel in his dinghy”, Tanya sprinted out of dinner and grabbed her sketchy black duffel bag. box opening time! Contents include a black rope, duct tape and a pistol. They are planning to kill Tanya, which will actually give Greg (aka Quentin’s “Steve” boy) all of her money.

The deaths are magnificent. Jennifer Coolidge fires a gun that no one else has—sophisticated, rocking, gorgeous. Although “these gays, they’re trying to kill me” are instantly iconic, I think this is just as hilarious: “There aren’t enough people worrying about old buildings,” Tanya shouts. up, very worried, while Quentin talked about how he needed money to pay for his property.

But the deaths of gay people are not big enough. No, go down, Tanya. With her yacht full of the corpses of the people she’s just killed, she tries to escape on Niccoló’s dinghy. But she hit her head on the side of the boat while trying to jump and drowned. Although I would love Tanya’s return this is a great swan song for our loved ones Peppa pig. Tanya is sweet, sweet. (Now, Greg still gets the money, because she’s dead! Ugh!)

Portia, meanwhile, is dropped by Jack on the side of the road by an airport, who becomes threatening and threatening when Portia tells him she’s after him—and learns about the goddamn uncle. Turns out he stole her phone.

Back at The White Lotus Hotel, where our Di Grasso boys had their last meal together, Albie (Adam DiMarco) makes a deal with his father. If Dominic (Michael Imperioli) pays Lucia, his prostitute girlfriend, the 50,000 euros she says she needs to get rid of the pimp, Albie will tell his mother that his father spent the whole trip to miss her, perhaps to save their relationship. Albie calls this “karmic clearing”.

Well, Dominic agrees. Lucia snags a lucrative sum from Cameron, who ends up paying the bill for their steamy night together, and Dominic. Even though Albie begs her to visit Los Angeles, she sneaks out of his hotel room and ghosts him. Even if their connection was real and Lucia had feelings for him, he was still a mark and she played him. Meanwhile, best friend Mia wins a singing gig at The White Lotus after she agrees to sleep with Valentina (Sabrina Impacciatore)—or, at least, help her sleep.

In the end, we get two brilliant scenes that prove love To be real! While flying home, Albie ran into none other than Portia at airport. On the verge of a nervous breakdown, wondering what happened to Tanya (and wearing the most horrible scarf and sunglasses), Portia asks for Albie’s phone number. Maybe take a beat, guys. This whole dating thing isn’t really for either of you. However, it was a great way to end their chaotic arc full of deceit and deception.

Finally, we can see Mia and Lucia strolling through the streets of Sicily, happier than ever. Go have dinner, girls. Buy all the clothes in every store in Sicily you can find. You have earned it. Unlike the first season of White Lotuswe really get some relief for the service people in the world.

Five guests we want to see in season 3

Tanya returns for Season 2 of White Lotus. So instead of predicting who will die, we’ll predict who will get a new life in the show’s sequel.

1. Daphne: Please, my lord, give us more Meghann Fahy. Not only does she deserve an Emmy, but her standout performance echoes the reveal it’s Jennifer Coolidge in Season 1. Bring her back — possibly in a sexy adventure with Secret boyfriend in her gym.

2. Bert: F. Murray Abraham had another great performance in White Lotus Part 2. Bring back the fart sound. Bring back weird comments about women. This guy is an icon.

3. Greg: Just so we can see him die.

4. Albie and Portia: Watch them on their honeymoon! I want to see these little weirdos flirting at the ski lodge or something. What would Twitter look like without Portia’s silly costume speech?

5. Mia and Lucia: I love them so much. Lucia should use her new fortune to buy a getaway for her and Mia. Even better: Mia can get The White Lotus discount for friends and family from Valentina.




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