‘Don’t Die’ Mogul Bryan Johnson is participating in a real penis measuring contest

In addition to serving as a “blood boy” for his father, Longevity is haunted Bryan Johnson19 years old Talmage Johnson Now it’s also my boy Boner.

Bryan Johnson share a pair of graphs on x .

Nighttime erection data from my 19 year old son, @talmagejohnson_ and me. “His time was two minutes longer than mine,” he wrote, concluding, “Raise children to stand tall, strong, and upright.” Vanity FairYour request for comment was not immediately responded to.

There’s a lot to unpack here, you know? Surely a lot of people have the last name “Johnson” Are not Obsessed with their penises, both of these Johnsons have a passion for their Johnsons. According to the rankings, Talmage may have had longer nighttime erections, but 47-year-old Bryan fared better, with a quality score of 94 compared to Talmage’s 90. (It’s unclear what metrics were used to determine the qualitative aspects.) Also crushed boys on sleep quality (131 vs. 112, whatever that means), and the graphic shows both have an Andro Androage of 22.

Talmage, for what it’s worth, seems completely on board with it all. He forwarded his father’s boner chartPlus, I’m grateful for the way my dad raised me. On January 9, he tweeted that his goal for 2025 is to achieve the same biomarkers as the world’s healthiest and most measured humans. . His tweet quoted his father boasting about his smooth skin and sexual stamina.

In a 2024 Vanity Fair investigationThen Rachel Dodes Details Bryan Johnson’s start in business, his strict lifestyle regimen, and the accusations made against him by his fiancé Southern Tarynwho said she suffered psychological and financial abuse, both personal and professional. Johnson denies everything. Her employment claim was dismissed, and an arbitrator ordered her to pay more than half a million dollars in his legal fees plus interest.

Part of Bryan’s longevity is thanks to Talmage, according to Bryan. Talmage allowed his father to have a blood transfusion when he was 17, in an attempt to turn the child inside out. “My son is my best friend,” Bryan tweeted this weekAttached is a video of an interview where he and young Johnson talk about taking the term “Blood Brothers” to a new level.

Bryan Johnson founded the Blueprint program, a rigorous plan where you spend so much time plotting how not to die that you rarely have time to live. In February, he will Host a summit that doesn’t die a day In New York City, where participants had the opportunity to pay $1,499 to go to the Javits Center, take a longevity test, and drink tea. Breakfast and lunch, but not dinner, are included in the price of admission.

ABOVE His LinkedIn profileTalmage listed himself as an intern at his father’s blueprint company, a role he started eight months ago. His job description? The most important thing on humanity’s to-do list.

While Talmage posted the photo shown Vampiric low sleepiness resting heart rate of 36 bpm, timestamp and moon icon 9:07 of the screenshot shows that this young man is up past his bedtimeNeither Johnson has publicly shared how they measure nighttime erections.