Martin Short Rips Trump’s “Small Hands” on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

It only Short Martin (and friends) in the building this week at the El Capitan Recreation Center, since Jimmy Kimmel take advantage There was only murder in the building star serves as host of Jimmy Kimmel Live! while he was on vacation. Short began his run with success, firing several shots Donald Trump.

On Monday, the veteran comedian turned his attention to Donald Trump and the question on many Americans’ minds: Who will be his Vice President? “Donald Trump said he was close to finding his running mate and had narrowed it down to three people. It was four o’clock, but then O.J dead,” Short said. “What a choice Trump has in his little hands!” Short then joked that one candidate, governor of North Dakota Doug Burgum, sounds like “the name of your most annoying colleague,” while Ohio state senator J.D. Vance once said he thought Trump was “either a cynical bastard like America’s Nixon or Hitler.”

“Have you ever said something like that about someone and then changed your mind?” asked the short question.

He then turned his attention to next Thursday’s presidential debate between Trump and the President. Joe Biden. Short said Trump was trying to “manage expectations” by claiming that Biden “would use drugs,” then playing a clip of Trump saying he wanted both candidates to submit to drug tests first debate. “Do you know how long it takes to get urine samples from men who are nearly 80 years old?” Briefly. “I’m 74 years old and the only time I don’t have to pee is when I pee.”

On Tuesday, Short returned to mocking Trump. “The producers are saying it’s time for me to fulfill my contractual obligations Jimmy Kimmel Live! Trump joked,” Short said. “It seems like this is something that should be here.” This time he focused his attention on Trump’s estranged wife Melania, Who, as reported by Axiosmay not return to the White House if Trump wins a second term.

“I actually have a little sympathy for Melania,” Short said. “I mean, [when] She entered this marriage, she had a certain expectation. And that expectation is that the average life expectancy for American men is 76.3 years.” It really is There was only murder in the building when Martin Short was joking.