Melania Trump, Not One to “Care” About Christmas, Adds Decorations to Awkward List of MAGA Goods
FLOTUS once and in the future Melania Trump is bringing its signature brand of menacing holiday decor to homes around the world this holiday season in the form of four Christmases Decorations range from $75-$90. If you can’t wait until next Christmas to feel the return of the aesthetic that brought the world such festive delights as Rows of blood-red trees crowded the hallway of the White House are like silent maids straight from the mind of Margaret Atwood and human props in form ballerinas dressed in white to look coldly onMrs. Trump is selling one boldly named “Merry Christmas, AMERICA!” (caps her) capsule ornament collection for those who want to add a little MAGA Spirit to their seasonal decor.
Four decorative designs, each with the option to include a digital collection (not her first NFT race) and the mandatory presence of Melania’s signature, available for purchase; three of them are priced at $75, while the “USA Star” model has a premium price of $90. The “Free Vote” and “Love & Freedom” copper pieces in clover style, could also become a useful memo pad for those who always forget the nickname of the country (United States), the date birthday (1776) and headshot (a facsimile of the American flag), both of which were sold out. It seems like the Christmas spirit has taken over many people’s wallets. Don’t worry, “USA Star” and “Let It Snow” (which is not actually the same as winter precipitation) are still available for purchase. Shipping is only $10 and will take approximately 10 to 12 weeks, all sales are final and no refunds or exchanges are accepted. Really fun!
Melania Trump watches ballerinas perform at the Grand Foyer as she tours Christmas decorations at the White House in Washington, DC, November 27, 2017.SAUL LOEB/Getty Images
But really, what better way to prepare for the Trump family’s return to the White House than to get a package of Christmas decorations around the end of February? It will look great on your “Remember Inauguration Day A Few Weeks Ago” tree. And actually, it’s perfect for Melania fans who already heard in leaked 2018 audioreleased in 2020 by old friend/assistant Stephanie Winston Wolkoffcomplaining about the first lady’s holiday decorating duties.
“I’m working so hard to get ready for Christmas,” she moans in the infamous tape. “Who cares about Christmas decorations and things? But I need to do it, right?”
Would someone who had a lonely Christmas order an ornament that was poorly designed, overpriced, and would arrive months late? I’m not think Therefore. It’s perfect.
She may have learned her lesson about saying the little things out loud, but it seems Melania hasn’t realized that yet. in one interview above Fox & Friends last weekshe sells her goods and says: “They are very special. This year they are very patriotic. As you can see, it’s all red, white and blue. I was inspired by the election.”
The ornaments were displayed right next to her, housed in red velvet cases and placed there. oh-aaahedited by her friends, but her description did not match the doodles in front of her. “All red, white and blue”? Only two of the decorations have a hint of color, the “USA Star” with the flag printed with “USA” taken straight from the Microsoft Office 98 clip art library, and a few monochrome decorations—we have call these swords? The effect is a bit Iron Throne-y, so, sure—swords radiate from the center of the “Let It Snow” artwork. Snow sword. America!
What about “inspired by the election”? It’s timeless decor in the sense that the pieces could have been created in 1982. But there are no slogans or symbols that evoke the 2024 election: A dust cart? ONE McDonald’s hat? Maybe a simple MAGA ball cap, just for the old days?
But does it matter if the decorations are not as advertised? Melania Trump has made it clear that when it comes to how to hang stockings by the chimney, She really doesn’t care (do you?). It seems like she’s the perfect candidate for a lump of coal.
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